Chris Pratt Interrupts Interview To French Braid Intern’s Hair
One time during my freshmen year of college I forgot to do a history paper that was worth 20% of my grade and the teacher didn’t accept late work, so I waited until the professor handed back the papers and angrily asked where mine was. The teacher felt so bad for losing it he let me re-do the entire paper and gave me an A-
You fucking champ
Oh my god….
This killed me but the last one oh my fucking god
dang i understand wanting to have an iconic style and all but it’s been 16 years and you’re wearin the same outfits. that really ain’t cutting it i’m sorry. Like the queen got a new veil and that’s nice but you’re gonna have to step up your game now
But there’s a reason for that;
Maleficent cursed Aurora and said that on her sixteenth birthday, she would prick her finger on a spinning wheel and die. On that very night, the king ordered every spinning wheel to be burned.
Obviously, no spinning wheels mean no cloth. No cloth means no new clothes. No new clothes means you’re gunna be wearing the same outfit for a really long time.
You thought through King Stephan’s plan more than King Stephan
Textiles, bitches. That shit matters.
i always feel inclined to reblog this because it is literally the best hair flip in the history of hair flips