The Nerdy Baking Bitch
memecollection:

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babyferaligator:

gastroclon:

babyferaligator:

what did the mama pig give her baby pig for its rash?

pigs are commonly known for rolling around in dirt, but there’s a reason for this. Pigs skin is very sensitive, the harshness of their environment can result in rashes and often sunburns. Bigs use mud to help relieve pain and protect their skin. Since piglets are even more delicate, mother pigs will often roll their pigs in mud right after birth.

NO THEY GIVE THEM OINKMENT

lazyhooker:

shadymidna:

imaginashon:

astroextensionist:

Last film I saw was Restrepo.
dnw to join the army :(

I just watched Ducktales: Treasure of the Lost Lamp.
I am now the Richest Duck in the World


…I’m a Repo Man. I repossess organs. 
Welp.

The last movie I watched was The Scorpion King. 
Uh. 

I’m superman? I hope growing a penis isn’t painful

lazyhooker:

shadymidna:

imaginashon:

astroextensionist:

Last film I saw was Restrepo.

dnw to join the army :(

I just watched Ducktales: Treasure of the Lost Lamp.

I am now the Richest Duck in the World

…I’m a Repo Man. I repossess organs. 

Welp.

The last movie I watched was The Scorpion King. 

Uh. 

I’m superman? I hope growing a penis isn’t painful

500daysofevilexes:

terra-mater:

15 amazing things in nature you won’t believe actually exist

Source

i wanna see all of these in person

giddy-stratospheres:

war kills people from the inside out sometimes

“In war, there are no unwounded soldiers.”

miss-v-o-o-d-o-o-doll:

Elizabeth Short aka The Black Dahlia 

(July 29, 1924 - January 15, 1947)

Elizabeth’s body was found mutilated, on January 15, 1947, in Leimert Park, Los Angeles, California. Her severely mutilated body was severed at the waist and completely drained of blood. Her face had been slashed from the corners of her mouth toward her ears, creating an effect called the Glasgow smile. Short also had multiple cuts on her thigh and breasts, where entire portions of flesh had been removed. The body had been washed and cleaned and had been “posed” with her hands over her head, her elbows bent at right angles, and her legs spread. 

More than 50 people confessed to the murder; 25 people were considered to be viable suspects by the Los Angeles Distric Attorney. While some of the original 25 suspects were discounted, new ones have arisen. Elizabeth Short’s death has remained one of the most famous unsolved cases in California’s history.

I apologize if this set disturbed you. The Black Dahlia is one of my favorite crime scenes, and I was so happy to find autopsy photographs. 

Rest in Peace, Beautiful.